Satisfyingly Accurate Potrayal of the Beck-Psyche

And in other news...

My family is packing up the moving truck today. I only tried moving two boxes and I've been up and down the stairs a few times and I'm completely exhausted. They have the Mormon Army here helping out and I've just been walking around sipping on lemonade, being aloof and all.

I feel like having a chronic illness is a good excuse not to work, but I still feel unreasonably lazy.

I should enjoy my privileges while they last.