Sunday, October 3

My Entire Family Is Mormon

Right now, my parents are forcing my siblings to watch "General Conference". It's a bi-annual quasi-brainwashing session for every member of the LDS church. For a total of 8 hours this weekend, my family will be having their brain meat updated with the latest Mormon Firmware, and I'll have to listen to the wheezy drone of old white men at full volume out of nearly every speaker in the house. They're streaming it online and recording it live on the television... just so they can be certain everyone is listening. They won't be turning it off until late tonight.

Only one more month till I move out...

83 comments:

  1. Sigh.

    I hate it when religious people try to force their religion onto others.

    Look, if you are all about "God" and all that, that's great. You can praise your deity all you want. Just don't drag me into it.

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  2. Owch, that sounds terrible. I can't even stand when I have to visit the religious side of my family and listen to them pray before eating, much less listen to some old dude preaching for hours.

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  3. I hate religion, always trying to force their beliefs onto other people...

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  4. Great post!

    looking forward to reading the next one

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  5. and you are ia san:)))
    can use a potateo for electricity:))) joke

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  6. I don't get it,really.
    Why people get so much easily fooled by religion?

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  7. my family are Christians, but it does not play a big role in my life.

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  8. That sounds insane/ I could not deal with it. @.@

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  9. Oh my god that sucks. If it was me I would probably kill something

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  10. Wow, your entire family is mormon? They must've been brainwashing you all your live. How'd you survive?

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  11. ouch. my parents are christians, but i'm kinda agnostic. i know how you feel bro. good luck

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  12. You got to live with it I guess.

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  13. How'd you manage to avoid being brainwashed but the rest of your family fell victim to Mormonism? I think religious fanatics are so interesting because of their basic disregard for logic.

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  14. Most mormons I've met have been extremely kind people.

    Of course, I'm a heterosexual white male.

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  15. Too bad , i can't see how you manage with the stress

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  16. mormons are great people but their beliefs are a bit wierd lol jk!

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  17. A month isn't that long, hang in there!

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  18. I don't know if I could handle your situation, good luck!

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  19. Wow, I have to wonder with some of the other people. How DIDN'T you get brainwashed? Man, I hope you luck into moving out!

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  20. At least you get a whole bunch of wives! ;D Jk, sad how some people can't see the truth.

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  21. I'd find somebody who look like me and pay him to go instead of me. Like the movie of "The Prestige" they make a trick of the transported man, and they find a double. lol

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  22. That sucks..Good thing your moving out though

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  23. why would wanna leave a great place like that? lol...run far away

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  24. that's a good advice Rusty ! run forst run

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  25. Well, Mormon girls are hot, at least. Crazy, but hot.

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  26. entire family is mormon

    im sorry dude

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  27. Man, that crap sure is insane. I wish I could make tons of money by convincing people I had special rocks in a hat that no one else could read but me.

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  28. Thats ridiculous! Sorry to hear about your family.

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  29. At first I thought it read Moron :/

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  30. man im sorry. i cant imagine how your upbringing must have been like.

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  31. One part of my family is pretty religious too...

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  32. Mormon is a pretty fucked up religion

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  33. Mormons? ohwow... Religion is a joke, in my opinion! Believe in yourself even if you have nothing to believe in. Don't rest your fate on an imaginary dude in the sky.
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  34. My entire mothers side of my family is so religious it makes me sick.

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  35. oh man...i don't think I would be able to handle it =/

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  36. sounds like fun..... i think organized religon is silly

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  37. Seems really painful to tell you the truth. Only one more month though, best of luck to you!

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  38. I think your parrents could visit a doctor.. I hope you are getting well, I read about your illnes :/

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  39. sick disgusting fucks....no offence bro, but fuck your family, get outta there.

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  40. Oh, you're immune to that shit aswell? Cool!

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  41. As a spiritual person, I believe in God and all he does for us. However as a reasonable person, I believe that organised religion is grossly misguided in many aspects, so i'm not surprised, or critical, of any responses to this post.

    I hope that once you're out of the environment you dislike, you can come to peace with your family. Nothing drags a human down like a burden on the heart.

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  42. Religion is fine and all, but why force it unto others, especially your close family members.
    The children of a family should have the right to choose their own religion if they wish to, not be forced to believe in something just because their parents do.

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  43. Religion, simply the worst mistake man have ever made.

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  44. wow, gunna be happy when you move out eh? haha

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  45. Oh wow. My condolences. It's your job to wash it out of them afterwards.

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  46. wow, is that sort of thing really necessary to keep the faith?

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  47. Bro, that's tragic. I feel for you man.

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  48. get outta there ASAP bro

    joe and the gold plates are a SCAM

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  49. RUN, as fast as you can, as far away as you can, in any direction. Religious nuts are the worst.

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  50. eh make your own decisions dude

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  51. After reading your life story previously, I must say; I'm glad I'm not you. You're a very strong person.

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  52. Too bad it's not an LSD church, lol.

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  53. I agree with infinitewithin haha, excellent blog by the way I'm definatly following you

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  54. Just stay strong until you can get out on your own.

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  55. I've had a few friends that are mormon. They were in the same position you were. Don't worry too much about it though. It all works out, even though it doesn't seem that way. Are you going on a mission?

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  56. @brandon.

    certainly not. and thankfully my parents have accepted this.

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